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笑话:锁门
  阿凡提家的院落三面有墙,一面敞开着。一天,他要出门,拿一把锁去锁大门时,被一位朋友看见了,朋友诧异地问道:“阿凡提,你家院墙缺一面,你却用一把巴掌大的锁来锁大门,这有什么用?”
  阿凡提说:“大门上挂一把锁,人家一看就知道我不在家,就不再进去了。”
  “如果贼来了呢?”朋友哈哈大笑地说。
  “巴掌大的锁也锁不住贼斗大的贼心呀!”阿凡提说道。
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