OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away

OLD HIppIES never die, they just smell that way

OLD HOCKEY pLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal

OLD HOMEbrEWERS never die, they just ferment away

OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

OLD HYpOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it

OLD HYpOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe

OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don‘t

OLD INTERpRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off

OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over

OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young

OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed

OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again

OLD KEY pUNCH OpERATORS never die, they just punch out

OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate