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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:69次 - 字数:156字 有两个人到一荒岛上,被一群野人抓住,问他们:“要锤刑还是要死刑?” 第一个人想,死了多没意思,于是回答说:“我要锤刑。”于是他被一大锤在要害猛锤了十下,昏了过去。 第二个人想,我就算死也不能受此迫害,于是他很坚决的说:“我要死刑。... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:111次 - 字数:64字 甲:“把旧日的罗曼史讲给老婆听,恐怕没有比这更傻的了。” 乙:“不,更傻的是把新近的罗曼史讲给老婆听。” |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:100次 - 字数:111字 特价午餐广告:火鸡$2.35;鸡或牛肉$2.25;小孩只要$2.00。 二手车广告:为什么要到其他地方去受骗呢?到这里来。 你是文盲吗?立即写信给我们可得到免费帮助。 免费拖车,免费送车。试过我们一次,你将再也不会去任何地方。 |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:51次 - 字数:46字 法官:“你就要被枪决了,还有什么最后的愿望?” 犯人:“我希望穿上一件防弹背心。” |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:85次 - 字数:88字 猪找上帝要求脱胎做人。 上帝问曰:耕种? 猪答:太苦! 上帝曰:做工?猪答:太累! 上帝曰:做猴?猪答:太难! 上帝问:何求?猪答:能吃,能玩,还能嫖.上帝惊曰:靠!要做公务员啊! |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:208次 - 字数:84字 电视新闻播音员正在播报新闻...这时一张纸条送到他面前,他拿起纸条习惯性地说:"下面是本台刚刚收到的消息..."接着打开纸条读起来:"伙计,你的门牙上还有一块菠菜叶...." |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:63次 - 字数:114字 “救人!救人!!”电话里冷来了紧急而恐慌的呼救声。 “在哪里?”消防队怠枚部门的接话员问。 “在我家。” “我是说失火的地点在哪里?” “在厨房!” “我知道,可是我们该怎样去你家嘛?!” “你们不是有救火车吗?” |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:56次 - 字数:99字 Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:70次 - 字数:116字 A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.' |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:46次 - 字数:178字 One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:65次 - 字数:503字 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow 5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. Th... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:55次 - 字数:93字 P---patient D----doctor P: Doctor, the medicine u gave me was of great help!! D: Oh? How much do u have at a time? P: None, but my uncle had them, now i'm his only heir! |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:45次 - 字数:111字 亨利问妈妈:“一个人会不会因为自己没有做过的事情而受到惩罚?” “当然不会。”妈妈答道。 “挨骂呢?” “也不该挨骂,小宝贝。”妈妈温和地说。 “那么,谢天谢地。我今天没有做功课。” |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:57次 - 字数:254字 一年夏天,有一对新婚夫妇去丈母娘家度假。 夜间,小两口就开始鼓捣起来,爽在深处,女不仅呻吟起来,男一看这不行,怕惊扰了丈母娘,忙说,你要喊就喊“真热”。女一听也是这个道理,“太热、太热”的喊起来。... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:49次 - 字数:79字 有一位妇女在家炒菜的时候,一支苍蝇飞进了锅里,那个妇女赶紧把苍蝇抓住,对着苍蝇的小腿添了两口,然后得意的说:“操!油涨价了,决不能让你浪费一滴油!” |
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