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笑话:Samsung

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:10次  -  字数:349字
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine...

笑话:Directory

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:7次  -  字数:374字
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Barbut the 'B' fell off". Then there was the...

笑话:Actual

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:8次  -  字数:219字
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our...

[成人小笑话夫妻笑话:请客

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:390次  -  字数:165字
 丈夫:亲爱的,明晚我要请一位同事来吃晚饭。   妻子:什么?!你疯了吗?房子已经很久没有打扫过了,我也很久没有去超市买东西了,家里的三十个碟子都还没有洗,我也不愿意下厨房去做点什么像样的晚餐!   丈夫:我知道,亲爱的...

笑话:Boss’s

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:12次  -  字数:404字
When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me...

笑话:Little

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:7次  -  字数:323字
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later...

笑话:German

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:8次  -  字数:333字
A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak English. But found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched the mans...

笑话:Afraid

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:6次  -  字数:314字
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"  The mother...

笑话:Five

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:12次  -  字数:465字
My mother and I were standing at he check-out in the supermarket as the cashier scanned the things we bought. When the price of a bottle of orange juice was scanned as 4,, my mother said "It's only 3.95." The cashier stopped where she was...

笑话:Applying

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:8次  -  字数:290字
Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The chief engineer was conducting the interview. "What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south...

笑话:Wonderful

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:23次  -  字数:624字
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on...

笑话:Dear

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:10次  -  字数:65字
Here at Wassamatta U I've been worried sick because I haven't heard from you! Please send me a check so I know you're ok!

笑话:Guess

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:8次  -  字数:570字
The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?" "I know, I know,...

笑话:“What’s

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:10次  -  字数:375字
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. After he finished that one,...

笑话:High

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:8次  -  字数:108字
"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?" "A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."