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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：100次 - 字数：40字 | 我曾经什么都有：金钱，地位，权利，情人。但是，这一切都被我老婆发现了…… |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：61次 - 字数：93字 | 瓦伦特一家正准备吃午饭时，站在窗台边的女主人突然对丈夫叫道：“喂，尼克，你的朋友来了，我敢打赌他们都还没有吃饭！”“快！”男主人立刻站了起来，“每个人都拿着牙签，到客厅里坐着。” |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：81次 - 字数：116字 | 一对新婚夫妇倾倾我我地坐在沙滩看日落，太太随便抓起一把沙，不经意的对丈夫说：“真奇怪，无论我抓得多么紧，它总是从手指缝漏去，最后就只剩下那么一点点。” 丈夫接口道：“宝贝儿，在这个美妙的时刻，还是不要提我那微薄的薪酬吧！” |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：189次 - 字数：182字 | 老瑞是一个典型的严肃军人，他的秀逗家庭，也有着浓厚的军事色彩。 例如： 厨房门口的塑料牌子上写着：“给养供应处，请珍惜食物” 客厅门口挂着：“情报交流，保密防谍” 儿子卧室有着：“男兵宿舍，庄敬自强” 女儿闺房则是：“女兵宿舍，处变不惊”... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：85次 - 字数：63字 | 火车上，孕妇看见一男子身旁有一空位，便对男子说：“你不知道我怀孕了吗？”只见男子很不理会且紧张地说：“孩子不是我的！” |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：44次 - 字数：120字 | Very stupid robbers Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!" |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：60次 - 字数：118字 | A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me." |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：76次 - 字数：180字 | A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him. "What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife." "Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：37次 - 字数：152字 | It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away. "Okay," replied the man.... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：385次 - 字数：102字 | ??邻家老王从来不帮妻子做家务。妻子生日那天晚上，老王心血来潮地对妻子说：“今天你生日，不用洗碗了。”妻子高兴地亲了一口老王说：“太好了，谢谢你帮忙！”老王不紧不慢地说：“留着明天再洗吧。” |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：44次 - 字数：214字 | A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：55次 - 字数：126字 | An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep? " "That's the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it." |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：65次 - 字数：128字 | During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round. "Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold." |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：43次 - 字数：151字 | "How is business?" asked Leo, as he walked into his friend's dress shop. "Terrible," complained Tom. "Business is awful. Yesterday I sold only one dress, and today it's even worse." "How could it be even worse?" asked Leo. "Today the... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：36次 - 字数：97字 | A fat man in a cinema turned to a small boy behind him and asked, "Can't you see, little chap?" "No, not a thing," replied the boy. "Then keep your eye on me, and laugh when I do." |
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