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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:52次 - 字数:116字 Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:46次 - 字数:135字 A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help." "Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:75次 - 字数:92字 A small boy had fallen into a creek. A young women pulled him out and asked him, "How did you come to fall in?" "I didn't come to fall in. I come to fish," answered the boy. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:61次 - 字数:83字 Boyfriend: I am not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry, but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too, but tell me more about Harry. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:65次 - 字数:93字 Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms." "When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:44次 - 字数:83字 Daughter: I wish I had been born a hundred years ago. Mother: My goodness,why? Daughter: You wouldn't dare ask a little old lady to make her own beds. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:64次 - 字数:115字 Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes. Stan: I know. Olly: Well, aren't they cold? Stan: Frozen. Olly: Why don't you pull them in, then? Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear! |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:52次 - 字数:93字 Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed. Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right. Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:231次 - 字数:94字 Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?" They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What's the matter, aren't there enough ships? " |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:41次 - 字数:115字 Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:40次 - 字数:75字 "You're application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that please? " "Certainly. My boss got sick of me." |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:50次 - 字数:197字 A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a broken leg. She returned to the store... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:99次 - 字数:1349字 我是一男生,大前天晚上一屋子的人都觉得没什么事做,又睡不着,就决定打骚扰 电话。然后就随便拨了一个女生寝室的电话。在电话中我以一种非常郁闷的口气说我现 在背透了,直想自杀... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:78次 - 字数:1308字 我给大家讲的是我们学校三食堂的故事,虽然已经毕业了很多年。但是每当我们几个同学在一起的时候,想起这个事情,还是心有余惊。 这个事情发生的时候是夏天,那会的北京还没有现在这么热,但凡爱美丽的女学生都已经早早的穿上了裙子... |
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发布时间:2008-07-12 - 点击:259次 - 字数:1875字 见鬼十法和防见鬼十招 见鬼十法 1.换眼角膜:换上死人的眼角膜,睁开眼,他们就在身边。 2.孕妇跳楼:跳楼的瞬間,你会看到你不想看的。 3.杯仙:一個杯子、一张紙,大家將手指按住杯底,鬼魂便因号召而來。但请鬼容易送鬼难... |
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