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笑话:Much

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:12次  -  字数:92字
Captain: Are you happy now that you are in the Navy? Able Seaman Jack: Yes, sir. Captain: What were you before you came into the Navy? Able Seaman Jack: Much happier.

笑话:Admission

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:9次  -  字数:160字
On a visit to the local theater, and elderly man asked for the admission prices. "Balcony seats are 6 each, circle seats are 5 each, stalls are 4 each and the programs are 50 cents, sir,"replied the woman behind the ticket counter. "Okay...

笑话:Why

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:11次  -  字数:214字
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked...

笑话:Complaints

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:13次  -  字数:305字
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning he turned up because he was too hot. Then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly...

笑话:Whose

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:9次  -  字数:197字
An old lady had finally had enough, and called police. "Officer," she said when they arrived, "Please talk to the people next door. Every night they have been pounding on my wall and yelling at me until four o'clock in the morning." "I...

笑话:Your

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:9次  -  字数:210字
A doctor went on holiday leaving his son-----a newly qualified doctor---- in charge of his practice. "How did it go?" he asked his son when he returned. "You know Mr. Jones and Mrs. Williams?" said his son enthusiastically. "Well, you've...

笑话:Chief

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:16次  -  字数:265字
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back." "But ,officer, I …." "I said to keep...

笑话:Sooner

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:15次  -  字数:160字
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thief: Oh, now and then. Judge: And where have you stolen these things? Thief: Oh, here and there. Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer. Thief: Hey,...

笑话:He

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:19次  -  字数:117字
Doctor: And whom did you consult about your illness before you came to me? Patient: Only the druggist down at the corner. Doctor: And what sort of ridiculous advice did he gave you? Patient: He told me to see you!

笑话:How

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:16次  -  字数:141字
Bob: My car doesn't have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast you're going? Bob: Well, when I'm driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the windows rattle; and at 30, the motor starts knocking-and...

笑话:Be

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:12次  -  字数:89字
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

笑话:Loss

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:17次  -  字数:95字
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back? " The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."

笑话:Keys

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:18次  -  字数:183字
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you promise somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's word.'...

笑话:猫写给老鼠的情书

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:29次  -  字数:439字
亲爱的吱吱:自从那天我把我的大脚搭在你优雅的背上开始,我就意乱情迷了。你美丽的绿豆眼,你娇小的倩影以及你挣脱我爪子后回眸一笑的那份妩媚,时时刻刻萦绕在我的心间,挥之不去。 亲爱的吱吱,我是真的爱你。...

笑话:鹦鹉的话

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:21次  -  字数:77字
小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门鹦鹉便叫;搬家了!看见他妈妈又叫:老板也换了! 看见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了!看见他爸爸又叫;我cao,还是老客户!