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笑话:“Bad

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:47次  -  字数:768字
There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor man started crying...

笑话:Kids

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:129次  -  字数:186字
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said " Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces,...

笑话:More

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:44次  -  字数:144字
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got...

笑话:Women

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:40次  -  字数:186字
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then...

笑话:Yes,

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:49次  -  字数:433字
My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know...

笑话:Dead

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:48次  -  字数:409字
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him...

笑话:Lost

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:48次  -  字数:269字
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 20 bill in it. Now there a...

笑话:Diplomatic

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:52次  -  字数:187字
A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck. The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in a diplomatic way, that what...

笑话:Life

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:53次  -  字数:151字
Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind." Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from." Bob: "Must have...

笑话:Drunks

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:43次  -  字数:281字
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a...

笑话:Single

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:39次  -  字数:191字
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼), a small jar of mayo(蛋黄酱), a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled...

笑话:Flower

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:41次  -  字数:181字
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?" The Japanese replied, "When your...

笑话:Chicken

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:31次  -  字数:396字
A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless...

笑话:"Pull

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:35次  -  字数:77字
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

笑话:Married

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:28次  -  字数:270字
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The...