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笑话:Overcharge

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:37次  -  字数:260字
A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for 600. The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't eve...

笑话:Suspicious

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:38次  -  字数:246字
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the...

笑话:Distance

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:55次  -  字数:182字
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches". "What? How come you are so sure of...

笑话:Mixed

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:76次  -  字数:333字
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it. Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should...

笑话:Broken

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:57次  -  字数:194字
The soldier was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all...

笑话:Essay

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:45次  -  字数:91字
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

笑话:You

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:31次  -  字数:189字
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English....

笑话:Charming

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:34次  -  字数:80字
Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending." Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?" Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!"

笑话:Horse

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:53次  -  字数:368字
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move. Then the...

笑话:Idiot

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:37次  -  字数:87字
Smith: " I keep hearing the word ' idiot '. I hope you are not referring to me." Jones: " Don't be so conceited. As if there are no other idiots in the world."

笑话:Overcrowded

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:51次  -  字数:102字
A geography teacher once told her class, "The moon is so large that several million people could live there." One boy started laughing, "It sure must get crowded when it's a crescent moon."

笑话:Visiting

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:34次  -  字数:191字
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its eggshell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come our from the eggshell, Isn't it?" the teacher said. ...

笑话:Half

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:36次  -  字数:125字
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

笑话:An

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:30次  -  字数:178字
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, 'What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?" "To be deaf," replied the boy. "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily. "Why, sir! don...

笑话:Change

发布时间:2008-07-12  -  点击:52次  -  字数:219字
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students...